PurrrrrrFect

"Animals are reliable, many full of love,

true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal.

Difficult standards for people to live up to.” ~ Alfred A. Montapert

Why does man have to complicate everything.

Survival means being competitive, if you are a wild animal.

Civilization means to put away ones anger, jealousies,

and fear that someone may get more than they deserve.

Animals can be tamed and domesticated,

how about man??

Remember to do your best to promote

World Peace and Harmony today, act civilized.

Better yet , act like the person your dog thinks you are.

Love, Peace, and Goodwill among men, are not reserved

for seasonal celebrations.

It is nice to have, it is better to share.

If all you have to give today is love and kindness,

you are the richest person in the world.

Adopt the characteristics of your pet,

they have plenty of patience and tolerance for you.

Make your Higher Power the head of your house.

The unseen guest at every meal.

The silent listener to every conversation.

Laugh loudly, love deeply and do your best to make this a

PurrrrrrFect World.

Happiness is helping someone help themselves.

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ME and the Boss

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Sorry

Sorry, look the word up in the dictionary

and you will see two definitions.

Definition number one means to feel regret
for someone else.

You are sorry that their turtle died,

you feel regret for their not feeling well.

Definition number two is dirty, despicable,

filthy, and miserable,

as in the bum was a sorry sight.

When someone says they are sorry to me,

I usually agree with them (definition number two).

Yes you are a despicable, miserable, lying bag of dirt.

When dealing with an alcoholic or an addictive personality

the word sorry means that that person is being given permission

to repeat their bad habits.

Sorry Mom, I don't know what happened to the money.

Sorry Dad, I don't know how the car was dented.

Sorry Honey, I didn't remember it was the kids birthday party.

If I make a mistake today, and my wife allows me one mistake per year,

I have learned to apologize. A simple excuse me will usually suffice.

Sorry has become the most misused and abused word in the American vocabulary.

When the situation requires an apology look the other person in the eye

and with truth and conviction explain the errors of your ways.

Promise to yourself and the other person to behave like a real human being

in the future.

Please do not run to the dictionary to look up the definition of sorry.

I did use some literary license to make a moral point.

I hope the point was not missed.

Want to improve your memory??

Stop lying.