Sorry

Sorry, look the word up in the dictionary

and you will see two definitions.

Definition number one means to feel regret
for someone else.

You are sorry that their turtle died,

you feel regret for their not feeling well.

Definition number two is dirty, despicable,

filthy, and miserable,

as in the bum was a sorry sight.

When someone says they are sorry to me,

I usually agree with them (definition number two).

Yes you are a despicable, miserable, lying bag of dirt.

When dealing with an alcoholic or an addictive personality

the word sorry means that that person is being given permission

to repeat their bad habits.

Sorry Mom, I don't know what happened to the money.

Sorry Dad, I don't know how the car was dented.

Sorry Honey, I didn't remember it was the kids birthday party.

If I make a mistake today, and my wife allows me one mistake per year,

I have learned to apologize. A simple excuse me will usually suffice.

Sorry has become the most misused and abused word in the American vocabulary.

When the situation requires an apology look the other person in the eye

and with truth and conviction explain the errors of your ways.

Promise to yourself and the other person to behave like a real human being

in the future.

Please do not run to the dictionary to look up the definition of sorry.

I did use some literary license to make a moral point.

I hope the point was not missed.

Want to improve your memory??

Stop lying.